i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now
i think you’re still technically gay
Is there anything more exciting than getting new bras and underwear
Having someone to take them off
You win this time
everyone laughs at the number 69 but i wonder how many of you have actually tried it
"The sea is the cruelest lover."